Jacoby Ellsbury found ways to get on base but wasn't exactly a truly consistent hitter. He was Hero 1 time, Good 7 times, Bad 3 times, Ugly 14 times and was not a Jackass.
Shane Victorino was pretty consistent in getting on base and provided some hits that led to big innings He was Hero 1 time, Good 7 times, Bad 2 times, Ugly 9 times and was not a Jackass.
Dustin Pedroia was phenomenal in the month of April. He was one of their best hitters for sure. He wasn't a Hero but he was good 14 times, didn't have one Bad game, Ugly 9 times and was not a Jackass.
Jarrod Saltalamacchia was average as always, nothing spectacular but nothing awful either. He wasn't a Hero, was Good 7 times, had 4 Bad games, Ugly 7 times and Jackass 1 time.
Jonny Gomes was all or nothing but when it was all, it was awesome. He wasn't a hero, was Good 8 times, Bad 6 times, Ugly 3 times, was not a Jackass and was an Honorable Mention 2 times.
Jose Iglesias played well in the short time he was on the team in April. He wasn't a Hero, was Good 5 times, Bad 1 time, wasn't ugly or a Jackass.
Jon Lester had a pretty good month. He was Hero 1 time, Good 3 times, wasn't Bad, Ugly 1 time and was Jackass 1 time.
Koji Uehara was mostly dependable in the month of April apart from a few hiccups. He wasn't a Hero but was Good 8 times, Bad 1 time, Ugly 1 time and Jackass 1 time.
Andrew Miller was all or nothing just like Gomes but on the mound. He was Good 6 times and Bad 3 times.
Andrew Bailey was the best reliever out of the bullpen in April after taking over the closer's spot. He was Hero 1 time, Good 10 times, wasn't bad and was Ugly 1 time.
Junichi Tazawa was solid despite some hiccups toward the end of the month. He wasn't a Hero but was Good 7 times, Bad 1 time, Ugly 3 times and was Jackass 1 time.
Joel Hanrahan started off well but got injured and was batting practice afterwards. He wasn't a Hero, was Good 3 times, Bad 2 times, Ugly 1 time and Jackass 1 time.
Mike Napoli was as clutch as David Ortiz with Big Papi out. He was a wonderful addition even if it was just one month. He was Hero 4 times, Good 8 times, Bad 3 times, Ugly 9 times and Jackass 1 time.
Will Middlebrooks was mostly bad this month. He was Hero 1 time, Good 6 times, Bad 8 times, Ugly 9 times and was not a Jackass.
Jackie Bradley Jr was a failure in his brief time up here to begin the season He wasn't a Hero or Good, was Bad 3 times, Ugly 6 times, wasn't a Jackass and was Honorable Mention 2 times.
Clay Buchholz was the best pitcher for the Red Sox in April. He was the Hero in all 3 of his starts.
Daniel Nava was damn good in the month of April. He was Hero 1 time, Good 9 times, Bad 3 times and Ugly 7 times.
Alfredo Aceves totally sucked for the month of the April. He wasn't a Hero or Good but was Bad 2 times, Ugly 1 time and was Jackass 1 time.
Ryan Dempster did well for a fifth starter. He was Good 2 times, Ugly 2 times and Jackass 1 time.
David Ross was all or nothing in the month of April. He was Hero 1 time, Good 3 times and Bad 5 times.
Clayton Mortensen had an up and down month out of the bullpen. He was Good 4 times, Bad 1 time and Ugly 2 times.
Felix Doubront was pretty good in the month of April. He was Good 3 times and Ugly 1 time.
Pedro Ciriaco had a typical utility infielder month. He was Good 2 times, Ugly 9 times and was an Honorable Mention 3 times.
John Lackey only pitched in 2 games, he was Hero 1 time and Ugly the other.
Mike Carp had a mostly good month when he wasn't pinch hitting. He was Hero 1 time, Good 6 times and Honorable Mentioned 1 time
Stephen Drew struggled after coming back from injury. He was Good 4 times, Bad 6 times and Ugly 5 times.
Alex Wilson was solid in his first major league experience. He was Good 3 times, Bad 1 time and Ugly 1 time.
David Ortiz was his usual great self after coming off injury. He was Hero 1 time, Good 6 times and Ugly 2 times.
Allen Webster pitched well in his only start, earning a Good.
Steven Wright got lit up in his major league debut, earning a Bad.
Daniel Bard was briefly seen with 1 Good appearance and 1 Bad.
The April winner of Most Valuable Player (Good) is Dustin Pedroia. He was good an amazing 14 games.
MVP
The April winner of Least Valuable Player (Bad) is Will Middlebrooks. He led the club with 8 bad appearances.
LVP
The Ugliest Player of the Month is Jacoby Ellsbury. He was ugly an incredible 14 games this month.
UPotM
Jackass of the Month is an 8 way tie. Of the 8 losses, 8 different players got credit for them. How do we have a tiebreaker? Its simple....by principle. 7 of the 8 losses had bad games, the 8th not only had a bad game but was sour afterwards. For that, Alfredo Aceves is your Jackass of the Month for giving up on the Sox against Oakland.
Jackass of The Month
Hero of the month is Mike Napoli. He got credit for Hero 4 times.
Hero of the Month
The Honorable Player of the Month is Pedro Ciriaco with a whole...whopping..THREEEEEEE
HPotM
That does it for the Bawful Report of The Month, tune in next month.
Will Middlebrooks was mostly bad this month. He was Hero 1 time, Good 6 times, Bad 8 times, Ugly 9 times and was not a Jackass.
Jackie Bradley Jr was a failure in his brief time up here to begin the season He wasn't a Hero or Good, was Bad 3 times, Ugly 6 times, wasn't a Jackass and was Honorable Mention 2 times.
Clay Buchholz was the best pitcher for the Red Sox in April. He was the Hero in all 3 of his starts.
Daniel Nava was damn good in the month of April. He was Hero 1 time, Good 9 times, Bad 3 times and Ugly 7 times.
Alfredo Aceves totally sucked for the month of the April. He wasn't a Hero or Good but was Bad 2 times, Ugly 1 time and was Jackass 1 time.
Ryan Dempster did well for a fifth starter. He was Good 2 times, Ugly 2 times and Jackass 1 time.
David Ross was all or nothing in the month of April. He was Hero 1 time, Good 3 times and Bad 5 times.
Clayton Mortensen had an up and down month out of the bullpen. He was Good 4 times, Bad 1 time and Ugly 2 times.
Felix Doubront was pretty good in the month of April. He was Good 3 times and Ugly 1 time.
Pedro Ciriaco had a typical utility infielder month. He was Good 2 times, Ugly 9 times and was an Honorable Mention 3 times.
John Lackey only pitched in 2 games, he was Hero 1 time and Ugly the other.
Mike Carp had a mostly good month when he wasn't pinch hitting. He was Hero 1 time, Good 6 times and Honorable Mentioned 1 time
Stephen Drew struggled after coming back from injury. He was Good 4 times, Bad 6 times and Ugly 5 times.
Alex Wilson was solid in his first major league experience. He was Good 3 times, Bad 1 time and Ugly 1 time.
David Ortiz was his usual great self after coming off injury. He was Hero 1 time, Good 6 times and Ugly 2 times.
Allen Webster pitched well in his only start, earning a Good.
Steven Wright got lit up in his major league debut, earning a Bad.
Daniel Bard was briefly seen with 1 Good appearance and 1 Bad.
The April winner of Most Valuable Player (Good) is Dustin Pedroia. He was good an amazing 14 games.
The April winner of Least Valuable Player (Bad) is Will Middlebrooks. He led the club with 8 bad appearances.
The Ugliest Player of the Month is Jacoby Ellsbury. He was ugly an incredible 14 games this month.
Jackass of the Month is an 8 way tie. Of the 8 losses, 8 different players got credit for them. How do we have a tiebreaker? Its simple....by principle. 7 of the 8 losses had bad games, the 8th not only had a bad game but was sour afterwards. For that, Alfredo Aceves is your Jackass of the Month for giving up on the Sox against Oakland.
Hero of the month is Mike Napoli. He got credit for Hero 4 times.
The Honorable Player of the Month is Pedro Ciriaco with a whole...whopping..THREEEEEEE
That does it for the Bawful Report of The Month, tune in next month.
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